Santa Trauma
dedicated to documenting the not entirely unreasonable fear of giant white bearded elves in red pantsuits
Making Spirits Bright!
Going limp. ...... now !
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This is a free service from a qualified lender and the approval will be based on the annual revenue of your business. Funds are also Non-Restrictive, allowing you to use the whole amount in any way including bills, taxes, hiring, marketing, expansion, or Absolutely Any Other expense.
There are limited SBA and private funds available so please apply now if interested,
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Have a great day,
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Why???
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"This Santa is even worse!"
by Jennifer
Pissed
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"Darling and determined!"
by Jennifer
No raise
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"That's no way to treat an elf!"
by Sadie
another year, another Santa Trauma
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"Hi, letting you know that http://BusinessLoansFundedNow.com can find your business a SBA or private loan for $2,000 - $350K Without high credit or collateral.
Find Out how much you qualify for here:
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Minimum requirements include your company being established for at least a year and with current gross revenue of at least 120K. Eligibility and funding can be completed in as fast as 48hrs. Terms are personalized for each business so I suggest applying to find out exactly how much you can get on various terms.
This is a free service from a qualified lender and the approval will be based on the annual revenue of your business. These funds are Non-Restrictive, allowing you to spend the full amount in any way you require including business debt consolidation, hiring, marketing, or Absolutely Any Other expense.
If you need fast and easy business funding take a look at these programs now as there is limited availability.
Click Here: http://BusinessLoansFundedNow.com/i.php?id=e87
Have a great day,
The Business Loans Funded Now Team
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satanclaus
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"Hi, letting you know that http://ProFunder-247.com can find your business a SBA or private loan for $2,000 - $350K Without high credit or collateral.
Find Out how much you qualify for here:
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Minimum requirements include your company being established for at least a year and with current gross revenue of at least 120K. Eligibility and funding can be completed in as fast as 48hrs. Terms are personalized for each business so I suggest applying to find out exactly how much you can get on various terms.
This is a free service from a qualified lender and the approval will be based on the annual revenue of your business. These funds are Non-Restrictive, allowing you to spend the full amount in any way you require including business debt consolidation, hiring, marketing, or Absolutely Any Other expense.
If you need fast and easy business funding take a look at these programs now as there is limited availability.
Click Here: http://ProFunder-247.com/i.php?id=e90
Have a great day,
The Pro Funder 24-7 Team
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It's ok big guy
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"Faster and Simpler than the SBA, http://FindBusinessFunding-247.com can get your business a loan for $2K-350,000 With low-credit and no collateral.
Use our 1 minute form to Find Out exactly how much you can get, No-Cost:
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If you've been in business for at least one year you are already pre-qualified. Our Fast service means funding can be completed within 48 hours. Terms are specific for each business so I suggest applying to find out exactly how much you can get.
This is a free service from a qualified lender and the approval will be based on the annual revenue of your business. Funds have no Restrictions, allowing you to use the full amount in any way including bills, taxes, hiring, marketing, expansion, or Absolutely Any Other expense.
There are limited SBA and private funds available so please apply now if interested:
http://FindBusinessFunding-247.com
Have a great day,
The Find Business Funding 24/7 Team
unsubscribe here - http://findbusinessfunding-247.com/r.php?url=santatrauma.com&id=e98
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Shoreditch Santa
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Find Out how much you qualify for by clicking here:
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Minimum requirements include your company being established for at least a year and with current gross revenue of at least 120K. Eligibility and funding can be completed in as fast as 48hrs. Terms are personalized for each business so I suggest applying to find out exactly how much you can get on various terms.
This is a free service from a qualified lender and the approval will be based on the annual revenue of your business. These funds are Non-Restrictive, allowing you to spend the full amount in any way you require including business debt consolidation, hiring, marketing, or Absolutely Any Other expense.
If you need fast and easy business funding take a look at these programs now as there is limited availability:
http://GetaBusinessLoan365.com
Have a great day,
The Geta Business Loan 365 Team
unsubscribe/remove - http://GetaBusinessLoan365.com/r.php?url=santatrauma.com&id=e99"by GetaBusinessLoan365
Santa Kaluss
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"not the child tho"
by alex
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"not the child tho"
by alex
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"haha this is awesome! I cant even count all the scary things here..."
by alex
I hate Santa
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"Im going to get you back for this..."
by alex
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"Im going to get you back for this..."
by alex
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"This is amazing! Thanks Amelia!"
by Jennifer
Terrified
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"mom you said Santa was black!"
by a
Who IS this?
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"Hi, letting you know that http://ProFunding-247.com can find your business a SBA or private loan for $2,000 - $350K Without high credit or collateral.
Find Out how much you qualify for by clicking here:
http://ProFunding-247.com
Minimum requirements include your company being established for at least a year and with current gross revenue of at least 120K. Eligibility and funding can be completed in as fast as 48hrs. Terms are personalized for each business so I suggest applying to find out exactly how much you can get on various terms.
This is a free service from a qualified lender and the approval will be based on the annual revenue of your business. These funds are Non-Restrictive, allowing you to spend the full amount in any way you require including business debt consolidation, hiring, marketing, or Absolutely Any Other expense.
If you need fast and easy business funding take a look at these programs now as there is limited availability:
http://ProFunding-247.com
Have a great day,
The Pro Funding 247 Team
unsubscribe/remove - http://ProFunding-247.com/r.php?url=santatrauma.com&id=e99"by ProFunding247
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"Quicker and Simpler than the SBA, http://Get-a-Business-Funded.com can get your business a loan for $2K-350,000 With low-credit and no collateral.
Use our fast form to Find Out exactly how much you can get, No-Cost:
http://Get-a-Business-Funded.com
If you've been established for at least 12 months you are already pre-qualified. Our Fast service means funding can be completed within 48hrs. Terms are personalized for each business so I suggest applying to find out exactly how much you can get.
This is a free service from a qualified lender and the approval will be based on the annual revenue of your business. Funds are also Non-Restrictive, allowing you to use the full amount in any way including bills, taxes, hiring, marketing, expansion, or Absolutely Any Other expense.
There are limited SBA and private funds available so please apply now if interested:
http://Get-a-Business-Funded.com
Have a great day,
The Get a Business Funded Team
http://Get-a-Business-Funded.com/r.php?url=santatrauma.com&id=e105"by GetaBusinessFunded
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If I ignore him, maybe he won't eat all my toes!
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Sadie Pearl, first santa
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"Hello,
Let’s take a quick trip to Tomorrow-land.
I’m not talking about a theme park, I’m talking about your business’s future…
Don’t worry, we won’t even need a crystal ball.
Just imagine…
… a future where the money you invest in driving traffic to your santatrauma.com site pays off with tons of calls from qualified leads.
And the difference between what you experienced in the past is staggering – you’re seeing 10X, 20X, 50X, even up to a 100X more leads coming from your santatrauma.com website. Leads that are already engaged with what you have to offer and are ready to learn more and even open their wallets.
Seeing all this taking place in your business, you think back:
“What did I do only a short time ago that made such a huge difference?”
And then it hits you:
You took advantage of a free 14 day Test Drive of TalkWithCustomer.
You installed TalkWithCustomer on your website – it was a snap.
And practically overnight customers started engaging more regularly and calling your business. Like this:
”EMA has been looking for ways to reach out to an audience. TalkWithCustomer so far is the most direct call of action. It has produced above average closing ratios and we are thrilled. Thank you for providing a real and effective tool to generate REAL leads.” - Pat MontesDeOca
Since you installed TalkWithCustomer it’s been great.
It’s fun to dream, but this isn’t just a dream. It could be your very real tomorrow.
All you have to do is CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithcustomer.com to sign up to try TalkWithCustomer today.
Not tomorrow. Today.
Because there’s no better time than now to make your business work the way you’ve always wanted.
Sincerely,
EricPS: Remember, there’s absolutely NO risk to you – if you’re 100% satisfied after the 14 days pass, there’s no obligation. And even ONE more lead-turned-into-customer could be worth hundreds, even thousands to you over their lifetime. Don’t let the moment pass you by. CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithcustomer.com to sign up for this free test drive now.
If you'd like to unsubscribe click here. http://liveserveronline.com/talkwithcustomer.aspx?d=santatrauma.com
"by Eric
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"Hello,
Let’s take a quick trip to Tomorrow-land.
I’m not talking about a theme park, I’m talking about your business’s future…
Don’t worry, we won’t even need a crystal ball.
Just imagine…
… a future where the money you invest in driving traffic to your santatrauma.com site pays off with tons of calls from qualified leads.
And the difference between what you experienced in the past is staggering – you’re seeing 10X, 20X, 50X, even up to a 100X more leads coming from your santatrauma.com website. Leads that are already engaged with what you have to offer and are ready to learn more and even open their wallets.
Seeing all this taking place in your business, you think back:
“What did I do only a short time ago that made such a huge difference?”
And then it hits you:
You took advantage of a free 14 day Test Drive of TalkWithCustomer.
You installed TalkWithCustomer on your website – it was a snap.
And practically overnight customers started engaging more regularly and calling your business. Like this:
”EMA has been looking for ways to reach out to an audience. TalkWithCustomer so far is the most direct call of action. It has produced above average closing ratios and we are thrilled. Thank you for providing a real and effective tool to generate REAL leads.” - Pat MontesDeOca
Since you installed TalkWithCustomer it’s been great.
It’s fun to dream, but this isn’t just a dream. It could be your very real tomorrow.
All you have to do is CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithcustomer.com to sign up to try TalkWithCustomer today.
Not tomorrow. Today.
Because there’s no better time than now to make your business work the way you’ve always wanted.
Sincerely,
EricPS: Remember, there’s absolutely NO risk to you – if you’re 100% satisfied after the 14 days pass, there’s no obligation. And even ONE more lead-turned-into-customer could be worth hundreds, even thousands to you over their lifetime. Don’t let the moment pass you by. CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithcustomer.com to sign up for this free test drive now.
If you'd like to unsubscribe click here. http://liveserveronline.com/talkwithcustomer.aspx?d=santatrauma.com
"by Eric
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"Hello,
Let’s take a quick trip to Tomorrow-land.
I’m not talking about a theme park, I’m talking about your business’s future…
Don’t worry, we won’t even need a crystal ball.
Just imagine…
… a future where the money you invest in driving traffic to your santatrauma.com site pays off with tons of calls from qualified leads.
And the difference between what you experienced in the past is staggering – you’re seeing 10X, 20X, 50X, even up to a 100X more leads coming from your santatrauma.com website. Leads that are already engaged with what you have to offer and are ready to learn more and even open their wallets.
Seeing all this taking place in your business, you think back:
“What did I do only a short time ago that made such a huge difference?”
And then it hits you:
You took advantage of a free 14 day Test Drive of TalkWithCustomer.
You installed TalkWithCustomer on your website – it was a snap.
And practically overnight customers started engaging more regularly and calling your business. Like this:
”EMA has been looking for ways to reach out to an audience. TalkWithCustomer so far is the most direct call of action. It has produced above average closing ratios and we are thrilled. Thank you for providing a real and effective tool to generate REAL leads.” - Pat MontesDeOca
Since you installed TalkWithCustomer it’s been great.
It’s fun to dream, but this isn’t just a dream. It could be your very real tomorrow.
All you have to do is CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithcustomer.com to sign up to try TalkWithCustomer today.
Not tomorrow. Today.
Because there’s no better time than now to make your business work the way you’ve always wanted.
Sincerely,
EricPS: Remember, there’s absolutely NO risk to you – if you’re 100% satisfied after the 14 days pass, there’s no obligation. And even ONE more lead-turned-into-customer could be worth hundreds, even thousands to you over their lifetime. Don’t let the moment pass you by. CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithcustomer.com to sign up for this free test drive now.
If you'd like to unsubscribe click here. http://liveserveronline.com/talkwithcustomer.aspx?d=santatrauma.com
"by Eric
-
"Hello,
Let’s take a quick trip to Tomorrow-land.
I’m not talking about a theme park, I’m talking about your business’s future…
Don’t worry, we won’t even need a crystal ball.
Just imagine…
… a future where the money you invest in driving traffic to your santatrauma.com site pays off with tons of calls from qualified leads.
And the difference between what you experienced in the past is staggering – you’re seeing 10X, 20X, 50X, even up to a 100X more leads coming from your santatrauma.com website. Leads that are already engaged with what you have to offer and are ready to learn more and even open their wallets.
Seeing all this taking place in your business, you think back:
“What did I do only a short time ago that made such a huge difference?”
And then it hits you:
You took advantage of a free 14 day Test Drive of TalkWithCustomer.
You installed TalkWithCustomer on your website – it was a snap.
And practically overnight customers started engaging more regularly and calling your business. Like this:
”EMA has been looking for ways to reach out to an audience. TalkWithCustomer so far is the most direct call of action. It has produced above average closing ratios and we are thrilled. Thank you for providing a real and effective tool to generate REAL leads.” - Pat MontesDeOca
Since you installed TalkWithCustomer it’s been great.
It’s fun to dream, but this isn’t just a dream. It could be your very real tomorrow.
All you have to do is CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithcustomer.com to sign up to try TalkWithCustomer today.
Not tomorrow. Today.
Because there’s no better time than now to make your business work the way you’ve always wanted.
Sincerely,
EricPS: Remember, there’s absolutely NO risk to you – if you’re 100% satisfied after the 14 days pass, there’s no obligation. And even ONE more lead-turned-into-customer could be worth hundreds, even thousands to you over their lifetime. Don’t let the moment pass you by. CLICK HERE http://www.talkwithcustomer.com to sign up for this free test drive now.
If you'd like to unsubscribe click here. http://liveserveronline.com/talkwithcustomer.aspx?d=santatrauma.com
"by Eric
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"Hi,
You have a great website. May I ask how your Instagram profile is doing?Do you have enough Instagram followers?
We can get you more followers for your Instagram
https://www.leadaccelerator.top/instagram?=santatrauma.com
Regards,
Brooke
Follower Expert500 Westover Dr #12733
Sanford, NC 27330If you prefer not to receive commercial messages regarding Instagram for your business, please remove yourself here: https://www.leadaccelerator.top/out.php/?site=santatrauma.com
"by Brooke Smith
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"Hi,
You have a great website. May I ask how your Instagram profile is doing?Do you have enough Instagram followers?
We can get you more followers for your Instagram
https://www.leadaccelerator.top/instagram?=santatrauma.com
Regards,
Brooke
Follower Expert500 Westover Dr #12733
Sanford, NC 27330If you prefer not to receive commercial messages regarding Instagram for your business, please remove yourself here: https://www.leadaccelerator.top/out.php/?site=santatrauma.com
"by Brooke Smith
-
"Hi,
You have a great website. May I ask how your Instagram profile is doing?Do you have enough Instagram followers?
We can get you more followers for your Instagram
https://www.leadaccelerator.top/instagram?=santatrauma.com
Regards,
Brooke
Follower Expert500 Westover Dr #12733
Sanford, NC 27330If you prefer not to receive commercial messages regarding Instagram for your business, please remove yourself here: https://www.leadaccelerator.top/out.php/?site=santatrauma.com
"by Brooke Smith
-
"Hi,
You have a great website. May I ask how your Instagram profile is doing?Do you have enough Instagram followers?
We can get you more followers for your Instagram
https://www.leadaccelerator.top/instagram?=santatrauma.com
Regards,
Brooke
Follower Expert500 Westover Dr #12733
Sanford, NC 27330If you prefer not to receive commercial messages regarding Instagram for your business, please remove yourself here: https://www.leadaccelerator.top/out.php/?site=santatrauma.com
"by Brooke Smith
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"Quicker and Simpler than the SBA, http://FastFunding365.com can get your business a loan for $2K-350,000 With low-credit and no collateral.
Use our short form to Find Out exactly how much you can get, No-Cost:
http://FastFunding365.com
If you've been established for at least a year you are already pre-qualified. Our Fast service means funding can be completed within 48hrs. Terms are personalized for each business so I suggest applying to find out exactly how much you can get.
This is a free service from a qualified lender and the approval will be based on the annual revenue of your business. Funds are also Non-Restrictive, allowing you to use the whole amount in any way including bills, taxes, hiring, marketing, expansion, or Absolutely Any Other expense.
There are limited SBA and private funds available so please apply now if interested:
http://FastFunding365.com
Have a great day,
The Fast Funding 365 Team
remove here - http://FastFunding365.com/r.php?url=santatrauma.com&id=e109"by FastFunding365